The one he said with Zeus was good! At least you have your proof that he wasn't gay Menc!!!!!!!!!
You want Polish jokes Jetson!?!?
A Polack goes to the eye doctor. The bottom line of the eye chart has the letters:
C Z Y N Q S T A S Z.
The Optometrist asks, "Can you read this?"
"Read it?" the Polack replies, "I know the guy."
A guy walks into a bar, sits down and orders a beer. He says to the bartender, "Hey, want to hear a good Polack joke?"
The bartender says, "Tell you what.... I'm Polish. See those two big guys playing pool? They're Polish. See those other two guys sitting at the end of the bar? They're Polish. You still want to tell your "Polack" joke?"
The man replies, "Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five fucking times."
Three travelers, one from India, one a Jew and the third a Polak are having trouble finding a room for the night.
After much searching, they finally find an Inn with only two beds left. The innkeeper offers to let the third one of them sleep in the barn.
They draw straws for the two beds, and the Indian is sent off to the barn for the night.
But within five minutes of the Jew and the Polak turning off the lights and going to bed, there is a KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK on the door. They open the door and there is the Indian.
"I cannot sleep in the barn," says the Indian, "I am Hindu and there is a cow in the barn. Cows are sacred to us so I cannot sleep under the same roof as one."
The Jew volunteers to go to sleep in the barn.
But within five minutes of the Polak and the Indian turning off the lights and going to bed, there is a KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK on the door. They open the door and there is the Jew.
"I can't sleep in the barn either," says the Jew, "there's a pig in the barn, and if I sleep in hay that a pig has touched, I may get some in my mouth and that wouldn't be kosher."
So the Polak ventures out to go to sleep in the barn.
But within five minutes of the Indian and the Jew turning off the lights and going to bed, there is a KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK on the door. They open the door and there is the cow and the pig.
Why wasn't Christ born in Poland?
Because they couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
In America, they say, "It's 10:00 - Do you know where your children are?" In England, they say, "It's 10:00 - Do you know where your wife is?" In France, they say, "It's 10:00 - Do you know where your husband is?" In Poland, they say, "It's 10:00 - Do you know what time it is?"
Did you hear about the Polack who went to the doctor and asked him for advice on how to improve his sex life?
The doctor told him to jog ten miles a day, for seven days. Then call him.
A week later, the Polack telephoned.
"Well," asked the doctor, "has jogging improved your sex life?"
"I don't know," said the Polack. "I'm seventy miles from home."
A ship sank in the Pacific Ocean. The only survivors on a lone life raft were the captain, a German, a Frenchman, and a Polack.
"Men, there is only room for two of you," announced the captain. "I'm not going to play favorites. You are all equal. To decide who must leave the life raft I will ask each a question. The man who can't answer the question will have to drown."
"Now," said the captain to the German. "What was the greatest sea disaster?"
"The Titanic," answered the German.
"Correct! You can stay! Then to the Frenchman: "Approximately how many people were lost?"
"3,286," replied the Frenchman.
"Close enough! You too can stay!"
Now to the Polack: "Name them!"
