awesome people....

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oh ... wait apart from Chuck Norris .. there are none :D
 

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God want's to build world in 60 days. Chuck give him only 6 :p
 

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:eek: .. there is no theory of evolution .. just a list of animals that chuck norris allows to live
 

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in Jurassic park .. the t'rex wasnt chasing the jeep ... chuck norris was chasing the t'rex and the jeep
 

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Chuck Norris' tears can heal cancer. It's a pity that he never cries.
 

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Jesus walks over the water, Chuck Norris swims through the land.
 

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Chuck Norris visited mars,thats why there no sign of life there
 

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Chuck Norris died 10 years ago. But the Death hadn't the courage to tell him yet.
 

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When the Hulk gets angry, he'll become Chuck Norris.
 

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chuck norris counted up to infinite...twice!
shit i know a lot of jokes on cn but in italian!
 

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Chuck Norris' car doesn't need fuel. It drives out of respect.
 

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Chuck Norris predicted Nostredamus.


and? i only translate them from german, too :lol:
 

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chick norris afther havin listened to the song i will survive killed gloia gaynor with a rotation kick on her head...he tookit has a challenge!
 

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Chuck Norris' house doesn't have doors; only walls he can walk through.

@ JR: it's called a roundhousekick.
 

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