awesome people....

[camzjeh]

oh ... wait apart from Chuck Norris .. there are none

 

[JetsonRay]

-.-

 

[DarthGhost]

God want's to build world in 60 days. Chuck give him only 6

 

[camzjeh]

.. there is no theory of evolution .. just a list of animals that chuck norris allows to live

 

[Bean]

 

[JetsonRay]

chuck norris when rolls a dice make 0

 

[camzjeh]

in Jurassic park .. the t'rex wasnt chasing the jeep ... chuck norris was chasing the t'rex and the jeep

 

[camzjeh]

chuck norris can slam a revolving door!

 

[Silver]

Chuck Norris' tears can heal cancer. It's a pity that he never cries.

 

[Silver]

Jesus walks over the water, Chuck Norris swims through the land.

 

[KrazyFire]

Chuck Norris visited mars,thats why there no sign of life there

 

[Silver]

Chuck Norris died 10 years ago. But the Death hadn't the courage to tell him yet.

 

[Silver]

When the Hulk gets angry, he'll become Chuck Norris.

 

[JetsonRay]

chuck norris counted up to infinite...twice!
shit i know a lot of jokes on cn but in italian!

 

[Silver]

Chuck Norris' car doesn't need fuel. It drives out of respect.

 

[Xavii]

chuck norris counted up to infinite...twice!
shit i know a lot of jokes on cn but in italian!

same here with spanish

 

[Silver]

Chuck Norris predicted Nostredamus.


and? i only translate them from german, too :lol:

 

[JetsonRay]

chick norris afther havin listened to the song i will survive killed gloia gaynor with a rotation kick on her head...he tookit has a challenge!

 

[JetsonRay]

lol xavii
chuck norris doesnt sleep...he waits

 

[Silver]

Chuck Norris' house doesn't have doors; only walls he can walk through.

@ JR: it's called a roundhousekick.