JetsonRay Retired Member Jul 20, 2011 6,784 417 33 Sep 30, 2011 #22 thx my dear silver god has a picture of chuck norris n him on his desk...autographed!
Silver Honorary Member Jun 3, 2009 1,591 29 37 Sep 30, 2011 #23 MacGyver can build a plane only with paper, chewing gum and a pocket knife, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take the plane.
MacGyver can build a plane only with paper, chewing gum and a pocket knife, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take the plane.
Bean Honorary Member Oct 10, 2007 2,504 240 34 Sep 30, 2011 #24 When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
manonfire Guest Jun 30, 2011 680 3 Sep 30, 2011 #25 Chuck Norris has no reflection on the mirror... there is only 1 Chuck Norris
KrazyFire Founder Sep 30, 2007 6,929 399 34 Sep 30, 2011 #26 Like always the classic chuck Norris can divide by zero
Silver Honorary Member Jun 3, 2009 1,591 29 37 Sep 30, 2011 #27 The universe is steadily expanding - everything and everyone is trying to flee from Chuck Norris.
Silver Honorary Member Jun 3, 2009 1,591 29 37 Sep 30, 2011 #29 Chuck Norris will beat u up faster than u can bleed.
JetsonRay Retired Member Jul 20, 2011 6,784 417 33 Sep 30, 2011 #31 fu zar thats unfair playin!! like using wh or aimbot
KrazyFire Founder Sep 30, 2007 6,929 399 34 Sep 30, 2011 #32 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JOIoO7gbBc&feature=share