awesome people....

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MacGyver can build a plane only with paper, chewing gum and a pocket knife, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take the plane.
 
When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
 
The universe is steadily expanding - everything and everyone is trying to flee from Chuck Norris.