TIME OUT....For a funny story!

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Hi! I just became a part of this forum here and I would love to be a part of it. I love contributing to the community.
I can probably add some humour to start with. Here are some funny stories that I read somewhere.

A patient comes to a Dentist with a tooth pain.
Dentist : Two of you teeth are infected and we need to extract them.
Patient: How much will it cost?
Dentist: Seven hundred and fifty dollars for both.
Patient: What? Seven hundred and fifty dollars for 10 minutes of work?
Dentist: Well, if you like, I can pull them out slowly!

Here is another one:

Husband and wife have just left their home for camping.
Wife: We should turn the car back! I forgot to turn off the gas stove and it might burn our appartment!
Husband: It's okay, the apartment will not burn, I forgot to turn off the shower.

The last one:

A trial is in progress in the court room.
Lawyer: Your Honour, if a person has 18 criminal records he is not a criminal.
Judge: Then who is he?
Lawyer: He is a Collector.

Thanks for reading. I hope you enjoyed it.
 
yes, i liked it lol-.- house wont burn, coz i forgot turn off the shower!!! muhahhaaa
 
hey welcome to forum and enjoy here

and i want to write to something here it is

a child finds a condom and runs to her mother and ask to her

- hey mamma what is this ?

child's mother gets red and she can t find to say something to her child and she says to him

- it s the something which your father uses it to killl flies

and child answers quickle

- mamma , my father kills the flies via fucking them


muhahahahaahaahah
 
your " part" of this forum...so ur bot like sbsp ? :D
I love contributing to the community.
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Speak ENGLISH :D and this is community of gays and shamales. Im the only normal person here.

omg i'm scared now from what menc can write on u :D
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yes, i liked it lol-.- house wont burn, coz i forgot turn off the shower!!! muhahhaaa
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Freak!!


Omg virus.....u wrote about 7 y/o girl near computer and now this.....NO COMMENT
 
devel4life said:
lol first shemale now pedo
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I have pedo jokes about Belgian! I hope you know the background...

How many children has a Belgian?
4! 2 On video and 2 in the garden! :D

Why did the Belgian invent the Chocolate?
To get the Children!
 
kitty, kfc and dutch should post here those "Your mamma is..." kind of jokes! ;) i liked them! xD
 
okay then here are some of mine ;)
Yo mamma's so fat, she has her own post code
Yo mamma's so fat, her picture weighs ten pounds
Yo mamma's so fat, when she goes to the beach, the whales will sing: "We are family"
Yo mamma's so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed five minutes of the show!
Yo mamma's so fat, when she looks out the window in the morning, she causes a eclipse
Yo mamma's so fat, she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy
Yo mamma's so fat, NASA plan to use her to fill up the ozone layer
Yo mamma's so fat, she wears an 'X' jacket and Copters attempt to land on her
 
KrazyFire said:
okay then here are some of mine ;)
Yo mamma's so fat, she has her own post code
Yo mamma's so fat, her picture weighs ten pounds
Yo mamma's so fat, when she goes to the beach, the whales will sing: "We are family"
Yo mamma's so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed five minutes of the show!
Yo mamma's so fat, when she looks out the window in the morning, she causes a eclipse
Yo mamma's so fat, she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy
Yo mamma's so fat, NASA plan to use her to fill up the ozone layer
Yo mamma's so fat, she wears an 'X' jacket and Copters attempt to land on her
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loll thats about sabbath's momma?? (joke) :P
 
Your mum plays Online Poker with sunglasses

your mum is so fat that you can see her on google earth

your mum is like a SMS-Contract. Cheap during the week,
and for free on weekends.

your mum is so fat, when I want to knock her over with my car,
i have to refill the tank 2 times.

your mum is so fat, that only Menc would fuck her.
 
yo momma's so fat she has to pay 2 tickets for a freeride
yo momma's so ugly people wear garlic around their necks to keep her away
yo momma's so ugly she has to pay tax for it
 
yo mamma's is so fat that she can bee in all Mcdonald's in same time
yo mamma's is so fat that when she turn, she change poles on earth
yo mamma's is so fat that she buy Kenworth truck
yo mamma's is so fat that WM server contains her one only
Kevlar west of your mum is so big, that they have used teflon from all Frying Pan
yo mamma's is so fat that when she fart, Climate change
yo mamma's is so fat that she washes her teeth on car wash
yo mamma's is so fat that she have own moon
 
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