Charfire
Management
- Joined
- May 12, 2010
- Messages
- 2,852
- Reaction score
- 93
Once upon a time there was a donkey that was farting into Ceeee's mouth. Also, he wanted cock to dinner, but he couldnt afford one. Instead, he went to his grandma and asked some midgets to cook him a cockroach, marinated in poop. Ceeee still wishes the best for her breasts. The midgets were selfish and gay. Suddenly, Charfire appeared and asked, "What would Dumbledore do if I'll separate these noodles with these dogs?". Ceeee hit the anus with Jetson's wiener and then said: "Take this you son of a boob!". Jetson answered: "Motherfucker, why did you hit my car?!". He started wanking like an elefant, and jizzed all over his pants. The stains were heavily soaking into his eyes and he cried like a baby. "I'm going to kill you with my boner!" But my thoughts were full of shit so i smoke weed and jerk off with goats. After uGa showered with Xavii's sister, he said: "What are you doing to my balls?" "Sorry, they're so Soft, couldn't resist to lick them!" Xavii came closer, so they could lick uGa's feet while shitting on them. Suddenly uGa took off his bra and revealed nipples. Nipples were huge, like EmoPig's eyebrow. Alex passed the nippletrimmer to Xavii and said: "Bro, I'll shave your grandmother's pussy" and then he punched himself. Teeth went all over the floor. Then he tried to fuck a bull but his shlong didn't work, so he fapped 'till he died. Jetty appeared, showing her beaver and butt. Ryu's ass shined like gold and Jetty shoved his cock immediately into Ryu's eye. Then he tried to manipulate Damn's trousers but he had toxic bush, so he couldn't enjoy the smell. Joe is homo and loves cock. Christmas came, and Ceeee was crying because his donkey jumped down the bridge and died. Ceeee decided to give his penis a shave but instead cut his right testicle. The testicle fell off into an active volcano and Krazy followed Bean to her bedroom singing YMCA. Once there, they undressed the barbies and raped the bunny with a dildo made by Jetson. The make-up was Xavii's job. Therefore Sabbath convinced a priest to change his diaper. After that, a sheep killed many jews and pakistani started eating their flesh and dogs raped their daughters in front of them. Suddenly god appeared and disappeared. The italiangaymafia(IGM) kidnapped Jetty and crowned HoneyBooBoo king of small cocks and Charfire drowned in cum. Meanwhile skylin3 went to Filix's place. They sniffed asphalt while hardworkers shoved dicks in their massive buttholes. Krazyfire envying them cried like a unicorn buttfucked by a giant. Meanwhile Ryu was deepthroating Jetty's hairy balls giving him huge sperm-fountains causing multiple orgasms to Jetty making him feel in heaven although he had tears coming from his eyes and couldnt see. Somewhere over joe's head, a bird was shitting cum and died. krazyfire molested his wife and died. Everyone's unhappy and low. Suddenly, Chuck Norris said: "Jetson you're so weak and gay, come at my enormous home and play with my massive teddybear sexdoll". "No!", Jetson replyes while sucking a big black clock! Then he died and resurrected inside hell. Krazy died sucking Casper's minge mum. At midnight jetson transformed into a werewolf and then he died, but suddenly michal joined