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Once upon a time there was a donkey that was farting into Ceeee's mouth. Also, he wanted cock to dinner, but he couldnt afford one. Instead, he went to his grandma and asked some midgets to cook him a cockroach, marinated in poop. Ceeee still wishes the best for her breasts. The midgets were selfish and gay. Suddenly, Charfire appeared and asked, "What would Dumbledore do if I'll separate these noodles with these dogs?". Ceeee hit the anus with Jetson's wiener and then said: "Take this you son of a boob!" Jetson answered: "Motherfucker, why did you hit my car?!
 

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Once upon a time there was a donkey that was farting into Ceeee's mouth. Also, he wanted cock to dinner, but he couldnt afford one. Instead, he went to his grandma and asked some midgets to cook him a cockroach, marinated in poop. Ceeee still wishes the best for her breasts. The midgets were selfish and gay. Suddenly, Charfire appeared and asked, "What would Dumbledore do if I'll separate these noodles with these dogs?". Ceeee hit the anus with Jetson's wiener and then said: "Take this you son of a boob!" Jetson answered: "Motherfucker, why did you hit my car?! He


EDIT: Rofl, read the story out loud hahahahahah :D btw, say "Cee still wishes the best for her breasts" out loud fast a few times, it's funny :D
 

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Once upon a time there was a donkey that was farting into Ceeee's mouth. Also, he wanted cock to dinner, but he couldnt afford one. Instead, he went to his grandma and asked some midgets to cook him a cockroach, marinated in poop. Ceeee still wishes the best for her breasts. The midgets were selfish and gay. Suddenly, Charfire appeared and asked, "What would Dumbledore do if I'll separate these noodles with these dogs?". Ceeee hit the anus with Jetson's wiener and then said: "Take this you son of a boob!" Jetson answered: "Motherfucker, why did you hit my car?! He started
 

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Once upon a time there was a donkey that was farting into Ceeee's mouth. Also, he wanted cock to dinner, but he couldnt afford one. Instead, he went to his grandma and asked some midgets to cook him a cockroach, marinated in poop. Ceeee still wishes the best for her breasts. The midgets were selfish and gay. Suddenly, Charfire appeared and asked, "What would Dumbledore do if I'll separate these noodles with these dogs?". Ceeee hit the anus with Jetson's wiener and then said: "Take this you son of a boob!" Jetson answered: "Motherfucker, why did you hit my car?! He started wanking
 

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Once upon a time there was a donkey that was farting into Ceeee's mouth. Also, he wanted cock to dinner, but he couldnt afford one. Instead, he went to his grandma and asked some midgets to cook him a cockroach, marinated in poop. Ceeee still wishes the best for her breasts. The midgets were selfish and gay. Suddenly, Charfire appeared and asked, "What would Dumbledore do if I'll separate these noodles with these dogs?". Ceeee hit the anus with Jetson's wiener and then said: "Take this you son of a boob!" Jetson answered: "Motherfucker, why did you hit my car?! He started wanking like
 

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Once upon a time there was a donkey that was farting into Ceeee's mouth. Also, he wanted cock to dinner, but he couldnt afford one. Instead, he went to his grandma and asked some midgets to cook him a cockroach, marinated in poop. Ceeee still wishes the best for her breasts. The midgets were selfish and gay. Suddenly, Charfire appeared and asked, "What would Dumbledore do if I'll separate these noodles with these dogs?". Ceeee hit the anus with Jetson's wiener and then said: "Take this you son of a boob!" Jetson answered: "Motherfucker, why did you hit my car?! He started wanking like an elefant
 

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Once upon a time there was a donkey that was farting into Ceeee's mouth. Also, he wanted cock to dinner, but he couldnt afford one. Instead, he went to his grandma and asked some midgets to cook him a cockroach, marinated in poop. Ceeee still wishes the best for her breasts. The midgets were selfish and gay. Suddenly, Charfire appeared and asked, "What would Dumbledore do if I'll separate these noodles with these dogs?". Ceeee hit the anus with Jetson's wiener and then said: "Take this you son of a boob!" Jetson answered: "Motherfucker, why did you hit my car?! He started wanking like an elefant, and
 

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Once upon a time there was a donkey that was farting into Ceeee's mouth. Also, he wanted cock to dinner, but he couldnt afford one. Instead, he went to his grandma and asked some midgets to cook him a cockroach, marinated in poop. Ceeee still wishes the best for her breasts. The midgets were selfish and gay. Suddenly, Charfire appeared and asked, "What would Dumbledore do if I'll separate these noodles with these dogs?". Ceeee hit the anus with Jetson's wiener and then said: "Take this you son of a boob!" Jetson answered: "Motherfucker, why did you hit my car?! He started wanking like an elefant, and jizzed
 

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Once upon a time there was a donkey that was farting into Ceeee's mouth. Also, he wanted cock to dinner, but he couldnt afford one. Instead, he went to his grandma and asked some midgets to cook him a cockroach, marinated in poop. Ceeee still wishes the best for her breasts. The midgets were selfish and gay. Suddenly, Charfire appeared and asked, "What would Dumbledore do if I'll separate these noodles with these dogs?". Ceeee hit the anus with Jetson's wiener and then said: "Take this you son of a boob!" Jetson answered: "Motherfucker, why did you hit my car?! He started wanking like an elefant, and jizzed all
 

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Once upon a time there was a donkey that was farting into Ceeee's mouth. Also, he wanted cock to dinner, but he couldnt afford one. Instead, he went to his grandma and asked some midgets to cook him a cockroach, marinated in poop. Ceeee still wishes the best for her breasts. The midgets were selfish and gay. Suddenly, Charfire appeared and asked, "What would Dumbledore do if I'll separate these noodles with these dogs?". Ceeee hit the anus with Jetson's wiener and then said: "Take this you son of a boob!" Jetson answered: "Motherfucker, why did you hit my car?! He started wanking like an elefant, and jizzed all his
 

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Once upon a time there was a donkey that was farting into Ceeee's mouth. Also, he wanted cock to dinner, but he couldnt afford one. Instead, he went to his grandma and asked some midgets to cook him a cockroach, marinated in poop. Ceeee still wishes the best for her breasts. The midgets were selfish and gay. Suddenly, Charfire appeared and asked, "What would Dumbledore do if I'll separate these noodles with these dogs?". Ceeee hit the anus with Jetson's wiener and then said: "Take this you son of a boob!" Jetson answered: "Motherfucker, why did you hit my car?! He started wanking like an elefant, and jizzed all his pants.
 

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Once upon a time there was a donkey that was farting into Ceeee's mouth. Also, he wanted cock to dinner, but he couldnt afford one. Instead, he went to his grandma and asked some midgets to cook him a cockroach, marinated in poop. Ceeee still wishes the best for her breasts. The midgets were selfish and gay. Suddenly, Charfire appeared and asked, "What would Dumbledore do if I'll separate these noodles with these dogs?". Ceeee hit the anus with Jetson's wiener and then said: "Take this you son of a boob!" Jetson answered: "Motherfucker, why did you hit my car?! He started wanking like an elefant, and jizzed all over his pants. The
 

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Once upon a time there was a donkey that was farting into Ceeee's mouth. Also, he wanted cock to dinner, but he couldnt afford one. Instead, he went to his grandma and asked some midgets to cook him a cockroach, marinated in poop. Ceeee still wishes the best for her breasts. The midgets were selfish and gay. Suddenly, Charfire appeared and asked, "What would Dumbledore do if I'll separate these noodles with these dogs?". Ceeee hit the anus with Jetson's wiener and then said: "Take this you son of a boob!". Jetson answered: "Motherfucker, why did you hit my car?!". He started wanking like an elefant, and jizzed all over his pants. The stains
 

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Once upon a time there was a donkey that was farting into Ceeee's mouth. Also, he wanted cock to dinner, but he couldnt afford one. Instead, he went to his grandma and asked some midgets to cook him a cockroach, marinated in poop. Ceeee still wishes the best for her breasts. The midgets were selfish and gay. Suddenly, Charfire appeared and asked, "What would Dumbledore do if I'll separate these noodles with these dogs?". Ceeee hit the anus with Jetson's wiener and then said: "Take this you son of a boob!". Jetson answered: "Motherfucker, why did you hit my car?!". He started wanking like an elefant, and jizzed all over his pants. The stains were
 

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Once upon a time there was a donkey that was farting into Ceeee's mouth. Also, he wanted cock to dinner, but he couldnt afford one. Instead, he went to his grandma and asked some midgets to cook him a cockroach, marinated in poop. Ceeee still wishes the best for her breasts. The midgets were selfish and gay. Suddenly, Charfire appeared and asked, "What would Dumbledore do if I'll separate these noodles with these dogs?". Ceeee hit the anus with Jetson's wiener and then said: "Take this you son of a boob!". Jetson answered: "Motherfucker, why did you hit my car?!". He started wanking like an elefant, and jizzed all over his pants. The stains were heavily
 

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Once upon a time there was a donkey that was farting into Ceeee's mouth. Also, he wanted cock to dinner, but he couldnt afford one. Instead, he went to his grandma and asked some midgets to cook him a cockroach, marinated in poop. Ceeee still wishes the best for her breasts. The midgets were selfish and gay. Suddenly, Charfire appeared and asked, "What would Dumbledore do if I'll separate these noodles with these dogs?". Ceeee hit the anus with Jetson's wiener and then said: "Take this you son of a boob!". Jetson answered: "Motherfucker, why did you hit my car?!". He started wanking like an elefant, and jizzed all over his pants. The stains were heavily soaking
 

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Once upon a time there was a donkey that was farting into Ceeee's mouth. Also, he wanted cock to dinner, but he couldnt afford one. Instead, he went to his grandma and asked some midgets to cook him a cockroach, marinated in poop. Ceeee still wishes the best for her breasts. The midgets were selfish and gay. Suddenly, Charfire appeared and asked, "What would Dumbledore do if I'll separate these noodles with these dogs?". Ceeee hit the anus with Jetson's wiener and then said: "Take this you son of a boob!". Jetson answered: "Motherfucker, why did you hit my car?!". He started wanking like an elefant, and jizzed all over his pants. The stains were heavily soaking into
 

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Once upon a time there was a donkey that was farting into Ceeee's mouth. Also, he wanted cock to dinner, but he couldnt afford one. Instead, he went to his grandma and asked some midgets to cook him a cockroach, marinated in poop. Ceeee still wishes the best for her breasts. The midgets were selfish and gay. Suddenly, Charfire appeared and asked, "What would Dumbledore do if I'll separate these noodles with these dogs?". Ceeee hit the anus with Jetson's wiener and then said: "Take this you son of a boob!". Jetson answered: "Motherfucker, why did you hit my car?!". He started wanking like an elefant, and jizzed all over his pants. The stains were heavily soaking into his
 

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Once upon a time there was a donkey that was farting into Ceeee's mouth. Also, he wanted cock to dinner, but he couldnt afford one. Instead, he went to his grandma and asked some midgets to cook him a cockroach, marinated in poop. Ceeee still wishes the best for her breasts. The midgets were selfish and gay. Suddenly, Charfire appeared and asked, "What would Dumbledore do if I'll separate these noodles with these dogs?". Ceeee hit the anus with Jetson's wiener and then said: "Take this you son of a boob!". Jetson answered: "Motherfucker, why did you hit my car?!". He started wanking like an elefant, and jizzed all over his pants. The stains were heavily soaking into his eyes
 

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Once upon a time there was a donkey that was farting into Ceeee's mouth. Also, he wanted cock to dinner, but he couldnt afford one. Instead, he went to his grandma and asked some midgets to cook him a cockroach, marinated in poop. Ceeee still wishes the best for her breasts. The midgets were selfish and gay. Suddenly, Charfire appeared and asked, "What would Dumbledore do if I'll separate these noodles with these dogs?". Ceeee hit the anus with Jetson's wiener and then said: "Take this you son of a boob!". Jetson answered: "Motherfucker, why did you hit my car?!". He started wanking like an elefant, and jizzed all over his pants. The stains were heavily soaking into his eyes and
 

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