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In a petri dish are bacteria, which divide and grow as the generation before in the time of one minute. The petri dish is full at 12 o´clock. When was the petri dish filled for the half. z)at 6 o´clock in the morning? y)1 minute before 12 o´clock? x)at 9:49 o´clock in the morning?

A boy and a girl sit on a bench. "I´m a girl" says the kid with the blond hair. "I´m a boy" says the kid wit the brown hair. Minimum one kid lies. Which kid is the girl, which kid is the boy? 1)The blond kid is the girl, the kid with the brown hair is the boy. 2)The blond kid is the boy, the kid...

You stand in front of two doors, behind one is a wild lion and behind the other is a kilo of gold. 2 guards are at the doors. You may ask one question. 1 guard says always the truth, the other one always lies. What do you have to ask to find out behind which door the gold is? a)Ask 1 guard...

Well, I saw the video only for 1 min until now, but when you have an infint math-task there´s only one solution. There is none coz it´s infinit. Only person who can solve that is chuck norris who counted till infinity twice. :P

Bees got it :) It´s a river. Next riddle: A peasant wants to cross a river. He has a sheep, a head of cabbage and a wolf on his side of the river. He can only carry one item in his small boat. When he leaves the sheep alone wiht the wolf, the wolf will eat the sheep. When he leaves the cabbage...

It´s not really intellectual and i quoted it wrong, it must be 2 men go in, 1 man comes out. It´s from the movie mad max. Here´s a riddle. What has a bed, but can´t sleep? ;)

3 people go in, 2 come out

Congratz and good luck :)

Welcome Johnni! Enjoy YOUR clan :D And beware of dem heteros :unsure:

I like the putin photos! Only one missing is from bedroom ;) And wait for Romney to talk BS again :D

Welcome to the forum. Enjoy your stay :P

Leaves me speechless, wether he didn´t say "invasion" in the german translation. There it was called "advance on ucraina and germany". Anyway, maybe we better keep bs politics out of here...

Welcome to the forum!

Ahahaha :) +1 hunter

Congratz Keyes! But to give congratz on being pig´s right hand? idk :huh:

Hey and welcome :)

Hey and welcome on forum! Nice to see you here aswell. ;)

Hello an welcome to the forum. ;)

I had to make a registration with EmoPig. He just created an account for me and so I could do the rest.Maybe that´s a way.

Happy Bday Michal! I go with the wishes from Skandalist, they are kinda nice for an old man :D