2 Cow economy.

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Have red this before, pretty much enjoyed reading this, have fun :p

ECONOMY WITH 2 COWS AROUND THE WORLD​

SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows.
You give one to your neighbour.​

COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and gives you some milk.​

FASCISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and sells you some milk.​

NAZISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and shoots you.​

BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk away...​

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has dropped dead.​

VENTURE CAPITALISM - AN ICELANDIC CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by
your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated
general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows.
The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island
Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven
cows back to your listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight cows,
with an option on one more. You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States,
leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release. The public then
buys your bull.​

A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows.​

A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty
times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called 'Cowkimon' and market it worldwide.​

A GERMAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.
AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows, but you don't know where they are.
You decide to have lunch.​

A RUSSIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You count them and learn you have five cows.
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
You count them again and learn you have 2 cows.
You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.​

A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity.
You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.​

AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You worship them.​

A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Both are mad.​
 

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in Socialism you don't have cow coz they belong to state :p
in Fascism you can own two cows but to milk them you wil need consent of the state
In Nazizm, if you have pure blood you can own two cows and milk them under supervision of the state, if you are not german the state owns cows, you milk them and get nothing in reward

I could continue with all other, simply somone did not have enough knowledge about history and cultural specifications :p
 

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in Socialism you don't have cow coz they belong to state :p
in Fascism you can own two cows but to milk them you wil need consent of the state
In Nazizm, if you have pure blood you can own two cows and milk them under supervision of the state, if you are not german the state owns cows, you milk them and get nothing in reward

I could continue with all other, simply somone did not have enough knowledge about history and cultural specifications :p

No, you take socialism for communism, thats wrong. In socialism, everyone is equal and everything belongs to everyone, thats why the 2 cows are shared with your neighbour. In communism they take both your cows and give you little milk ;)

And i think both Fascism and Nazizm are fine aswell :p
 

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Don't talk shit Menc :D You dunno shiet about anything but spamming ;)

[background=rgb(24, 24, 24)]NAZISM[/background]
[background=rgb(24, 24, 24)]You have 2 cows.[/background]
[background=rgb(24, 24, 24)]The State takes both and shoots you[/background]

[background=rgb(24, 24, 24)]That was the best :D[/background]
 

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Yes, let's take all jokes literal and analyze them, shall we?
 

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you won't understand the complexity of analyze, sorry....
Irony is sometimes a kind of a joke, but I don't expect to cope with that by silly girl.
 

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From socializm to comunism is thin line. Look for European Union. It's almost same like Soviet union but just different flag color :D
 

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you won't understand the complexity of analyze, sorry....
Irony is sometimes a kind of a joke, but I don't expect to cope with that by silly girl.

Understanding and actually caring enough to read the stuff you write is completely different, silly boy. You are not as intelligent as you try to potray yourself as. Your words don't move me :)
 

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Understanding and actually caring enough to read the stuff you write is completely different, silly boy. You are not as intelligent as you try to potray yourself as. Your words don't move me :)
Its complex thus you have difficulties to cope with it. Well, you are not qualified enough (as if you ever will be....), to judge or evaluate my knowledge or intelligence.
I don't get it. Why do you think that all my words and sentences are aim to (against?) you? You are not the cat's ass in the world. So please, dig your bubble of egocentricity.
 

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In Pakistan you eat the cow by taking the beef sell the rest for donner :p
 

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For Beanie and Mencjusz
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2-VGDF4y18
 

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again about you. See, how egocentric you are....
 

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I always knew that Jetson could only be Menc's son. So bad he's in holidays to read this.
 

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
 

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