The Mans Guide to female english

Mencjusz

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she says -> it means

We need = I want
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
Do what you want = You'll pay for this later
I'm not upset = of course im upset, you moron
We need to talk = I need to complain
You're ....so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about ?
I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture and wallpaper
I need wedding shoes = the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white
i heard a noise = i noticed you were almost asleep
Do you love me ? = Im going to ask for something expensive
How much do you love me ? = I did soemthing today you're really not going to like
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
You have to learn to communicate = just agree with me
Are you listening ? = [Too late, you're dead]
Yes = No
No = No
Mayby = No
I'm sorry = U will be sorry