Post Ur Funniest Xfire Conversations!

[Charfire]

here's my, i said to menc i'll post these xfire comments to make people laugh , anyway, post ur funniest xfire conversations here and laugh ur ass off

WM|Mencjusz: what's the presid....ops...queen ?
|WM|Charfire: president?
|WM|Charfire: u can't even spell ur own favourite language
|WM|Charfire: u should study it more
|WM|Mencjusz: uhm i was going to write president but unfortunately i discovered that Britain does not have any president...supresingly
|WM|Mencjusz: there is some old lady
|WM|Mencjusz:
|WM|Charfire: u sure
|WM|Charfire: they are called Prime minister
|WM|Charfire: noob
|WM|Charfire:
|WM|Mencjusz: there is small diffrence between PM and President
|WM|Mencjusz: and above of that, it doesn;'t change that GB has a queen instead of president
|WM|Charfire: queen doesn't control GB
|WM|Charfire: u read too many granny porn
|WM|Charfire: cmon
|WM|Charfire:
|WM|Mencjusz: oh you know something about granny porn, tell me about it
|WM|Charfire: ofc i know about it, u tell it me since i met u
|WM|Charfire:
|WM|Charfire: menc fucking noob..
|WM|Charfire: edit my chatbox comment
|WM|Mencjusz: I bet you know more about it than me
|WM|Mencjusz: huh
|WM|Mencjusz: i did not
|WM|Mencjusz:
|WM|Charfire: yeah right
|WM|Charfire: fucking bitch
|WM|Mencjusz: ask filix, he did it
|WM|Mencjusz: and writre
|WM|Mencjusz: write
|WM|Mencjusz: write
|WM|Mencjusz: fuck
|WM|Charfire: (edit by: Mencjusz)
|WM|Charfire: (edit by: Mencjusz)
|WM|Charfire: (edit by: Mencjusz)
|WM|Charfire: (edit by: Mencjusz)
|WM|Mencjusz: wrote that
|WM|Charfire: not u
|WM|Charfire: not u
|WM|Charfire: not u?????
|WM|Mencjusz: comm on
|WM|Mencjusz: anybody could write it
|WM|Mencjusz: and add:
|WM|Mencjusz: edit by:
|WM|Mencjusz:
|WM|Charfire: yeah but this website sucks
|WM|Charfire: and every edit will go through by a comment at the end who edited it
|WM|Charfire: if u want to prove u didn't
|WM|Charfire: edit my comment on fuck u menc
|WM|Charfire: and then we will see
|WM|Mencjusz: hehe
|WM|Charfire: yeah
|WM|Charfire: agree?
|WM|Mencjusz: don;t cry
|WM|Charfire: bitch?
|WM|Mencjusz: go play with dolls
|WM|Charfire: yeah ur sisters dolls yes
|WM|Mencjusz: ok u can play, i don;t have sister so i don;t care ;P
|WM|Charfire: lol ok ur fathers, mothers,
|WM|Charfire: u got them right>
|WM|Charfire: ?
|WM|Charfire:
|WM|Mencjusz: I suppose
|WM|Charfire: i suppose means u don't?
|WM|Mencjusz: so, you like to play with Ken or Barbie ?
|WM|Charfire: what are they?
|WM|Charfire: never heard of them
|WM|Mencjusz: oh yeah i forgot
|WM|Mencjusz: its American
|WM|Mencjusz: btw
|WM|Mencjusz: u fucked up sea
|WM|Mencjusz: BP fuckers
|WM|Mencjusz: If british try to do something they always will screw it up
|WM|Mencjusz:
|WM|Charfire: lol
|WM|Charfire: why do u like american so much?
|WM|Charfire: because polish did 911
|WM|Charfire: so americans are threating poland if they do it again and they will use nuclear bomb?
|WM|Charfire:
|WM|Mencjusz: heh...well I won;t comment on that
|WM|Charfire:
|WM|Mencjusz: and as for you question, I like American...they way of life, that u can meet complete idiots and they don;t hide it etc etc
|WM|Mencjusz: much word could be said here
|WM|Charfire: but tbh
|WM|Charfire: Americans are pretty cool
|WM|Mencjusz: but defently i don;t like british humor
|WM|Charfire: but i just don't know why u like them
|WM|Charfire: because u are polish
|WM|Charfire: u will get killed xD
|WM|Charfire: straight away xD
|WM|Mencjusz: well...now in the first line are British ppl becouse of the BP
|WM|Charfire: BP
|WM|Charfire: what are BP?
|WM|Charfire:
|WM|Mencjusz: British petrolum
|WM|Mencjusz: and yeah petrol...amercian english in name of british company
|WM|Mencjusz: o
|WM|Mencjusz: wn
|WM|Mencjusz: ed
|WM|Mencjusz:
|WM|Charfire: petrol
|WM|Charfire: u know
|WM|Mencjusz: no i don;t ;P
|WM|Charfire: lol
|WM|Mencjusz: what is it ?
|WM|Charfire: ok
|WM|Charfire: sure
|WM|Charfire: u don't know
|WM|Charfire: use google
|WM|Charfire:
|WM|Mencjusz: what is it ? :
|WM|Charfire: anyway america was founded byimmigrants
|WM|Mencjusz: comm on
|WM|Mencjusz: explain
|WM|Charfire: by immigrants*
|WM|Charfire: so
|WM|Mencjusz: spanish
|WM|Charfire: they didn't create their own language
|WM|Mencjusz: hehe...ok they did not but they made much more
|WM|Charfire: no they didn't
|WM|Mencjusz: and u had colonies
|WM|Charfire: they adopted the language of english
|WM|Mencjusz: devasteting countryes
|WM|Mencjusz: and killing ppl
|WM|Charfire: then created new other words
|WM|Charfire: ok true
|WM|Charfire: whatever
|WM|Charfire: we made africa poor
|WM|Charfire:
|WM|Mencjusz: some paryt of it
|WM|Charfire: true
|WM|Mencjusz: and same India
|WM|Mencjusz: mayby not poor
|WM|Charfire: lol india isn't bad
|WM|Charfire: anyway
|WM|Charfire: the point u are trying to make?
|WM|Mencjusz: dunno
|WM|Charfire: wtf
|WM|Charfire: WTF then
|WM|Charfire: why did u comment about britain?
|WM|Charfire: and shit
|WM|Charfire: cmon
|WM|Charfire: wtf
|WM|Mencjusz: i was just pissing u off
|WM|Mencjusz: ask kf, filix, virus
|WM|Mencjusz: etc tec
|WM|Mencjusz: thats what i do here
|WM|Mencjusz: pissing off people
|WM|Charfire: wtf
|WM|Charfire: shitting hell
|WM|Charfire: u know what
|WM|Charfire: im gonna post this comments on WM website
|WM|Mencjusz: hehe
|WM|Mencjusz: do it S
|WM|Mencjusz: will be fun
|WM|Charfire: then all the people will gather ur comments
|WM|Charfire:
|WM|Mencjusz: ok
|WM|Charfire: i really want to see
|WM|Mencjusz: lovely
|WM|Mencjusz:
|WM|Charfire: brb
|WM|Mencjusz: ok
|WM|Mencjusz: don;t forget to post
|WM|Mencjusz: or mayby u don;t have ballz ?
|WM|Charfire: lol , i have loads of balls in my garden
|WM|Charfire:
|WM|Mencjusz: but not enought to post what I wrote at forum
|WM|Mencjusz: and britihs humor sucks ;P
|WM|Mencjusz: it was not funny
|WM|Charfire: lol
|WM|Charfire: ok
|WM|Charfire: i'm gonna copy all of this
|WM|Charfire: wait

 

[Mencjusz]

good, finnaly...i have to say that u have ONE ball

 

[Mencjusz]

20:48] |WM|FiliX78: SPAM
[20:48] |WM|FiliX78:
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[20:48] |WM|FiliX78:
[20:49] |WM|FiliX78: yeah like old times
[20:49] |WM|Mencjusz: old time is ur dick name
[20:49] |WM|FiliX78: ahaahah
[20:49] |WM|FiliX78: nice one
[20:49] |WM|FiliX78: FU
[20:49] |WM|Mencjusz: i know
[20:49] |WM|Mencjusz: yeah lova ya

typical everyday talk with filix

 

[Mencjusz]

[20:04] |WM|Mencjusz: i
[20:04] |WM|Mencjusz: am
[20:04] |WM|Mencjusz: not
[20:04] |WM|Mencjusz: able
[20:04] |WM|Mencjusz: to
[20:04] |WM|Mencjusz: log in
[20:04] |WM|Mencjusz: at
[20:04] |WM|Mencjusz: forum
[20:04] |WM|KrazyFire: yes
[20:04] |WM|Mencjusz: u
[20:04] |WM|KrazyFire: cause
[20:04] |WM|Mencjusz: ass
[20:04] |WM|KrazyFire: its in beta
[20:04] |WM|KrazyFire: u
[20:04] |WM|KrazyFire: spammer
[20:04] |WM|KrazyFire:
[20:04] |WM|KrazyFire: in
[20:05] |WM|Mencjusz: o
[20:05] |WM|Mencjusz: k
[20:05] |WM|KrazyFire: a
[20:05] |WM|KrazyFire: f
[20:05] |WM|KrazyFire: k
[20:05] |WM|Mencjusz: y
[20:05] |WM|Mencjusz: u
[20:05] |WM|Mencjusz: o
[20:05] |WM|Mencjusz: o
[20:05] |WM|Mencjusz: r
[20:05] |WM|Mencjusz: m
[20:05] |WM|Mencjusz: e
[20:05] |WM|Mencjusz: ?
[20:05] |WM|Mencjusz:
[20:05] |WM|KrazyFire: y
[20:05] |WM|KrazyFire: o
[20:05] |WM|KrazyFire: u
[20:05] |WM|Mencjusz: o
[20:05] |WM|Mencjusz: k
[20:05] |WM|Mencjusz: s
[20:05] |WM|Mencjusz: i
[20:05] |WM|Mencjusz: b
[20:05] |WM|Mencjusz: r
[20:05] |WM|Mencjusz: n
[20:05] |WM|Mencjusz: b
[20:05] |WM|Mencjusz: r
[20:05] |WM|Mencjusz: b
[20:05] |WM|Mencjusz: *
[20:05] |WM|Mencjusz:
[20:05] |WM|Mencjusz:
[20:05] |WM|KrazyFire: w
[20:05] |WM|KrazyFire: t
[20:05] |WM|KrazyFire: f
[20:05] |WM|KrazyFire: l
[20:05] |WM|KrazyFire: e
[20:05] |WM|KrazyFire: t
[20:05] |WM|KrazyFire: m
[20:05] |WM|KrazyFire: e
[20:05] |WM|KrazyFire: f
[20:06] |WM|KrazyFire: i
[20:06] |WM|KrazyFire: x
[20:06] |WM|KrazyFire: i
[20:06] |WM|KrazyFire: t
[20:06] |WM|KrazyFire: u
[20:06] |WM|KrazyFire: r
[20:06] |WM|KrazyFire: e
[20:06] |WM|KrazyFire: t
[20:06] |WM|KrazyFire: a
[20:06] |WM|KrazyFire: rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
[20:06] |WM|KrazyFire: d
[20:06] |WM|KrazyFire:
[20:06] |WM|Mencjusz: w
[20:06] |WM|Mencjusz: h
[20:06] |WM|Mencjusz: a
[20:06] |WM|Mencjusz: t
[20:06] |WM|Mencjusz: ?
[20:06] |WM|Mencjusz:
[20:18] |WM|Mencjusz: u noob
[20:18] |WM|Mencjusz: svr is dead
[20:18] |WM|Mencjusz: ur fault

...and everyday talk with kf

 

[DarthGhost]

PLEASE MAKE IT IN *.rar

 

[Li___]

Conversation started between |WM|Li and skin920: Tue, Jun 22 23:20:36 2010
[23:20] skin920: hello
[23:20] |WM|Li: hey
[23:20] skin920: ^ì
[23:20] skin920: ^^
[23:20] skin920: i want join in the clan wm
[23:21] |WM|Li: i saw
[23:21] |WM|Li: wait
[23:21] skin920: okey
[23:22] |WM|Li: Fill this form in temporary use
Your name

Your name ingame

Your Age

Guy or Girl ?

What Game?

Where do you live?

What times do you play the most or are most active in the game?


What do you enjoy doing the most?


Have you ever been a other clan if so name.?


Your xFire Account?


Do you have Teamspeak?


Do you have a mic?


Comments:
[23:22] |WM|Li: fill it and send me back plz
[23:23] skin920: Francesco
[23:23] skin920: Skin IV
[23:23] skin920: Guy
[23:23] |WM|Li: copy paste it to notepad
[23:23] |WM|Li: and th send me
[23:23] skin920: Swat 4
[23:23] skin920: Italy
[23:23] |WM|Li: i told u im lazy
[23:23] skin920: my times is 24h asd
[23:23] |WM|Li: dude
[23:24] skin920: escort vip
[23:24] skin920: ex clan mib
[23:24] |WM|Li: copy paste it to netepad !!!!1
[23:24] skin920: skin920
[23:24] |WM|Li: fiil and then send me
[23:25] skin920: yes i have a teamspeack
[23:25] skin920: yes i have the mic
[23:25] skin920: ok
[23:25] skin920: sorry
[23:25] skin920: asd
[23:28] skin920: i
[23:28] skin920: seend you
[23:28] skin920: the notepad
[23:28] skin920: accept
[23:29] |WM|Li: copy paste to xfire
[23:29] |WM|Li: i dont want ur viruses
[23:30] skin920:
[23:30] skin920:
[23:30] skin920: ok
[23:30] skin920: wait
[23:30] |WM|Li: iok i have it
[23:30] skin920: i dont have virus asd
[23:31] |WM|Li: comments?
[23:32] |WM|Li: u play 1.0 or 1.1?


hahahahaha he almost made me mad.

 

[DarthGhost]

looooool Li it was like talking to deaf person. XD

 

[ViRuS]

hahahahahah

 

[beeswax]

[22:23] |WM|Euska [kiki]: auxerre goes C1 this year
[22:23] |WM|Euska [kiki]: im happy
[22:23] |WM|Euska [kiki]: i can meet some good player here
[22:23] |WM|Euska [kiki]:
[22:23] |WM|bodhisattva: hehe
[22:23] |WM|bodhisattva: and then suck their dicks?
[22:23] |WM|bodhisattva:
[22:24] |WM|Euska [kiki]: lol no
[22:24] |WM|Euska [kiki]: pictures
[22:24] |WM|Euska [kiki]:
[22:24] |WM|bodhisattva: pictures of you suckin their dicks?
[22:24] |WM|Euska [kiki]: lol o
[22:25] |WM|Euska [kiki]: i hope we play man utd
[22:25] |WM|Euska [kiki]: then i take bus to old trafford
[22:25] |WM|Euska [kiki]: that's a ream for me
[22:25] |WM|Euska [kiki]: dream
[22:25] |WM|bodhisattva: a special dick u want to suck there?
[22:26] |WM|Euska [kiki]: fergusson
[22:26] |WM|Euska [kiki]: i like old
[22:26] |WM|Euska [kiki]: hahahha
[22:26] |WM|bodhisattva: ok, this is going to the forums
[22:26] |WM|Euska [kiki]: hahhaha

 

[Euskadi]

freaking gay, you make me sick. Come here i show you the dark side of the french !

 

[Charfire]

lol GJ bodhisattva xD

 

[beeswax]

Come here i show you the dark side of the french !

Whahahahha I just had to imagine Darth Vader speaking with a french accent... xD

 

[FiliX78]

lol guys nice thread

 

[SBSP]

as i see, newbies can already see ur real coclava face Euska! gj bodhisatva xD

 

[Undecided]

Muhahaha xavii is pwned ))


|WM|υи∂є¢ι∂є∂: today
|WM|υи∂є¢ι∂є∂: is the end of spain
|WM|υи∂є¢ι∂є∂: its the end
|WM|Xavii: what out
|WM|Xavii: what u say
|WM|υи∂є¢ι∂є∂: understand me?
|WM|Xavii: cos
|WM|Xavii: all
|WM|Xavii: german
|WM|Xavii: said same
|WM|Xavii: to me
|WM|Xavii: all laugh
|WM|Xavii: and
|WM|Xavii: SPAIN PWNED GERMANY
|WM|Xavii: AND WE WILL FUCKING PWN
|WM|Xavii: NEHTERLANDS
|WM|υи∂є¢ι∂є∂: this is different then germany THIS IS SPARTA!
|WM|υи∂є¢ι∂є∂: ofcourse netherlands i mean!
|WM|Xavii: AND I WILL FUCKING SPAM U
|WM|υи∂є¢ι∂є∂: save your breathe bro
|WM|υи∂є¢ι∂є∂: cos netherlands is coming!

 

[Charfire]

lol

 

[KrazyFire]

i think xavii will onw u know ahhahahaa

 

[Xavii]

no doubt !!! its late now, and im tired of party but tomorrow xfire and forum SPAM will follow, u will get bored of me, of football and of World Cup

 

[FiliX78]

xavi owned all

 

[ViRuS]

if i were unde i would delete my post which is above