Valkyrie

My name is Andrew. Measuring roughly 6 Ft 3 inches (vertically), weighting roughly 99kg. (As of 2012 – I expect the former to go down, and the latter to go up as the years spent alive continue to accrue). I was born in the evening of February 26[sup]th[/sup] 1992 in Portsmouth. I'm English, and as such I crave disappointment. That's why I buy Kinder Surprise. Horrible chocolate; nasty little toy: a double-whammy of disillusionment. Sometimes I eat the toy out of sheer despair. Here's the story of my formative years. I've also typed in a turgid and confused treatise on my life philosophy, for (what I will have to assume will be) your absolutely and totally immense gratification, edification and electrification. Not to mental mental ossification. If you're curious about what I read (or lack of) and watch, or what music I enjoy or have enjoyed listening to, well don't be afraid to contact me via personal message!

Masturbation.
Porn.
Gaming.

AMD 1055t@ 4.1GHz /w Scythe Ninja 3
MSI 990FXA-GD65
XFX HD6870@ 950/1150 /w Zalman VF3000A
8096mb Corsair XMS3 1333MHz
Corsair 650W
4x Western Digital 500GB's