Its semi fixed :D

KrazyFire

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This is a motherfucking website.
And it's fucking perfect.
Seriously, what the fuck else do you want?

You probably build websites and think your shit is special. You think your 13 megabyte parallax-ative home page is going to get you some fucking Awwward banner you can glue to the top corner of your site. You think your 40-pound jQuery file and 83 polyfills give IE7 a boner because it finally has box-shadow. Wrong, motherfucker. Let me describe your perfect-ass website:

  • Shit's lightweight and loads fast
  • Fits on all your shitty screens
  • Looks the same in all your shitty browsers
  • The motherfucker's accessible to every asshole that visits your site
  • Shit's legible and gets your fucking point across (if you had one instead of just 5mb pics of hipsters drinking coffee)
Well guess what, motherfucker:
You. Are. Over-designing. Look at this shit. It's a motherfucking website. Why the fuck do you need to animate a fucking trendy-ass banner flag when I hover over that useless piece of shit? You spent hours on it and added 80 kilobytes to your fucking site, and some motherfucker jabbing at it on their iPad with fat sausage fingers will never see that shit. Not to mention blind people will never see that shit, but they don't see any of your shitty shit.

You never knew it, but this is your perfect website. Here's why.

It's fucking lightweight
This entire page weighs less than the gradient-meshed facebook logo on your fucking Wordpress site. Did you seriously load 100kb of jQuery UI just so you could animate the fucking background color of a div? You loaded all 7 fontfaces of a shitty webfont just so you could say "Hi." at 100px height at the beginning of your site? You piece of shit.

It's responsive
You dumbass. You thought you needed media queries to be responsive, but no. Responsive means that it responds to whatever motherfucking screensize it's viewed on. This site doesn't care if you're on an iMac or a motherfucking Tamagotchi.

It fucking works
Look at this shit. You can read it ... that is, if you can read, motherfucker. It makes sense. It has motherfucking hierarchy. It's using HTML5 tags so you and your bitch-ass browser know what the fuck's in this fucking site. That's semantics, motherfucker.

It has content on the fucking screen. Your site has three bylines and link to your dribbble account, but you spread it over 7 full screens and make me click some bobbing button to show me how cool the jQuery ScrollTo plugin is.

Cross-browser compatibility? Load this motherfucker in IE6. I fucking dare you.

This is a website. Look at it. You've never seen one before.
Like the man who's never grown out his beard has no idea what his true natural state is, you have no fucking idea what a website is. All you have ever seen are shitty skeuomorphic bastardizations of what should be text communicating a fucking message. This is a real, naked website. Look at it. It's fucking beautiful.

Yes, this is fucking satire, you fuck
I'm not actually saying your shitty site should look like this. What I'm saying is that all the problems we have with websites are ones we create ourselves. Websites aren't broken by default, they are functional, high-performing, and accessible. You break them. You son-of-a-bitch.

"Good design is as little design as possible."
- some German motherfucker
 

Charfire

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I wonder if you wrote that krazy; but it's very well written i must say :D
Anyway, the website is motherfucking great but motherfucking i can't even fucking get on my profile because i don't have fucking permission?? What's up with that?
 
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SkandalisT

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First I was about to say the fuck is this shit. But, yup it loads faster, much faster. As a sir low-internet I approve.
 

Arphis

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I like the new layout and I like that its simple, not much needed to be allowed in NoScript, also noticed we got RSS-feeds for topics now. Gotta get a closer look into things, like the "tweet"-function :: ) Still looking for the Shoutbox though?!?!?

Good Job Krazy.
 

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I like the theme, looks well :D GJ

There are seeeerious flaws in forum settings though, as every action needs to be approved from moderator in order for it to be shown on forum. Therefore I felt free to approve all these topics people posted, but KF please fix that :D

Shoutbox missing as well, profiles aren't updated (names fucked up, profile pics missing) too. Also some of our forum sections are missing apparently?

It will be muuch better when it gets fixed, I believe in you KF!! (waiting for 2020)

If you need help, don't hesitate to ask, I got plenty of time these days.
 

Ryu

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rofl, great job bro, loading fast, and pleasant to the eyes

motherfucking peace.
 

Arphis

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"Grandson, i told u the site will be done one day" will be my last words :: )

to be fair, i think unlike me Krazy has a Real Life
 

Xavii

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I cant see private are, in case we still have any
 

Ceeee

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I cant see private are, in case we still have any

People need to contact Michal. He needs to yell at KF so he'll get things done faster.

Oh how I miss those days
 

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I think someone should really contact him, or atleast try to login to admin panel and change this "approve before posting" thing, it is really annoying :D
 

JetsonRay

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no fucking shoutbox, topics need to be authorized to be published, no more colors to distinguis ranks in the clan...

THIS SITE SUCKS!!!
 

Arphis

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Jetty, this is what happens when u leave us alone for so long :: (
 

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